Wine Rack

Last week my wife went up to the Devil Queen to talk with Kenny & Burt. They were anxious to see if she liked the wine rack since they’d never built one before. I wish I could record my wife telling this story, a lot of the humor is lost in writing it down. Here it is anyhow:


Burt: “It’ll hold eighteen bottles of wine. Is that enough?”

Wife: “What kind of drunk do you think I am? Eighteen is plenty.”

Burt: “Well, it wouldn’t be if it were beer.”

Wife: “That is what the refrigerator is for.”

Burt: “You never know. Some folks don’t like their beer cold. I know this guy from Ecuador that likes his at room temperature.”

Wife: “I’m an American. I’m not from Ecuador. I like my beer cold. Do you like it at room temperature?”

Burt: “No.”

Kenny: “So you like it?”

Wife: “Yes, it looks great, but I’m not sure how I’m going to paint it.”

Kenny: “Yeah, we didn’t think about that until we mounted it to the wall.”


And, here is the wine rack.