K.I.S.S.
You won’t believe how long I’ve spent trying to craft a coherent post. I’ve officially given up. In short:
1) I was up until midnight priming the hall bathroom.
2) I slept for 4 ½ hours before I got up to get ready for work.
3) My wife went to work at 12 PM Monday but didn’t make it home until 8 AM today.
4) Since she wasn’t home, I dozed for two hours until my son woke up and I could take him to his grandmothers.
5) Because of #4 I didn’t make it to work until 10:45 AM. Work starts at 8 AM.
6) We got our doorknobs and locksets from the Door Knob Discount Center; they look fabulous. Now, all I need to do is install them.
7) I’m buying a heat gun whether my wife wants me to or not.
More later. Maybe I’ll be coherent tomorrow. Wish me luck.
1) I was up until midnight priming the hall bathroom.
2) I slept for 4 ½ hours before I got up to get ready for work.
3) My wife went to work at 12 PM Monday but didn’t make it home until 8 AM today.
4) Since she wasn’t home, I dozed for two hours until my son woke up and I could take him to his grandmothers.
5) Because of #4 I didn’t make it to work until 10:45 AM. Work starts at 8 AM.
6) We got our doorknobs and locksets from the Door Knob Discount Center; they look fabulous. Now, all I need to do is install them.
7) I’m buying a heat gun whether my wife wants me to or not.
More later. Maybe I’ll be coherent tomorrow. Wish me luck.
posted by John | 5:01 PM
6 Comments:
I'd highly recommend the heat gun-so quick! (don't know if you saw my rave on our site). They also are pretty cheap-and so versatile.
I'm with Christina on the heat-gun. It's my favourite tool of all.
Just remember, as per the safety sheet that came with mine, "DO NOT USE AS A HAIRDRYER!"
If I might just recommend that you not use that heat gun on so little sleep....I hear the zombies are excellent at the use of this kind of thing, however.
Christina,
Actually, I did see your post. After reading your post, I thought, "Fuck it. I'm buying the damn thing." So, thanks! If I get in trouble, I'll blame you!
C&M,
Hairdryer? You know, the sad part is that at least one person tried to use it as one for them to post that warning.
Maryam,
I don't know about letting the zombies use it. They mean well, but you really have to watch them with stuff like that. Maybe I'll just have to catch up on my sleep?
What is your day job? Perhaps you could send a few of the zombies to work, so you could get the important stuff done around the house. And I'm still waiting for someone to post the web address for the zombie distribution site.
Allison,
I can't vouch for any zombie distributors; home-grown is all I know.
As for using zombies as a stand-in at work, it might have worked during our off-season, but I think they'd notice in the coming months. Great idea though!
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