Home Improvement Onceler
This question always makes me think of a scene in Pulp Fiction where Vincent asks Jules what he'll do once he quits.
Jules: I'll just walk the earth.
Vincent: What'cha mean walk the earth?
Jules: You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."
I love the idea of this. However, the truth is probably something closer to the Lorax.
Over the last couple of years, I've apparently become a go-to person for information on house moving and cautionary tales of woe. If nothing else, drop a coin in the bucket and see what kind of story gets whispered down the tube to you.