The Devil Queen

How my wife and I sold our souls to the Queen Anne Victorian we tried to save.

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Location: Crow Mountain, Arkansas, United States

Synopsis: This is a cautionary tale. A seriously disturbed couple find the charming, old ruin of a Queen Anne Victorian in Russellville, Arkansas, and buy it for $1.00. They tore the roof off, cut it in half, and had it moved to some land they owned sixteen miles away because they didn't know any better. Since then, they have hired and fired contractors, had all of their tools stolen, re-wired, re-plumbed, insulated, and essentially rebuilt the entire house. Their only problem is that after four years it still isn't finished. Now they are tired, broke, and wonder what in the hell it is they've done to themselves. And, it's haunted.
(Last updated on April 3, 2008)

Press: Russellville Courier Article - December 2003, HGTV website article, AP story - October 2006, and Victorian Homes Magazine - February 2008 (link coming soon).
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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

The Gorgon’s Head

It was an inauspicious morning; arguments in the kitchen and three arm loads of pipe thrown out the kitchen window into the weeds and woods. It was enough to make you want a drink and lobotomy before breakfast.

In the end, diplomacy ruled and a detente was reached. The Mrs. would go shopping with her mom while Jack and I slew the Gorgon.

It took us the better part of the day to sever its head and install the tangled mass beneath the kitchen sink. Fortunately, we only had to make one trip to Lowe’s to make it all work.

Remember, there is no such thing as too much plumber's putty. The excess will ooze out and is easily scraped away. A leakless seal is a thing of great beauty.

Against all odds, everything seems to work. This includes the Tankless Water Heater Number 2, amazing.

Only one final rite is required for completion: a thick bead of caulk under the sinks lip on the countertop. That lovely is waiting for me tonight.

3 Comments:

Blogger Lenise said...

Congrats!!!

11:08 AM  
Blogger Greg said...

It is a beautiful thing when you get it right the first time.

1:03 PM  
Blogger Gary said...

It was enough to make you want a drink and lobotomy before breakfast.

In the end, diplomacy ruled and a detente was reached. The Mrs. would go shopping with her mom while Jack and I slew the Gorgon


I can't resist the cliches

"I'd rather a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy."

Then there's

"When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping."

I'll crawl back into my hole now.....

8:04 PM  

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