The Joys of Pears and Crack-whores
Mothers, don't let your boys grow-up to marry crack-whores.
As the part of the woe that is our syphilitic existence, the fellow we had lined up to buy our little blue rent house backed out of the deal at the last minute. To say that we are disappointed is an understatement. We still haven't figured out what exactly happened, but is seems that tattooed chain-smoker he recently married has some addiction issues. I imagine that really eats into your money for the closing costs and your interest in becoming a home owner.
Really, we shouldn't be too surprised. The last fellow we had contracted to buy the great blue blight died a week before closing.
At any rate, instead of turning to whiskey, easy women, and heroin, I've been spending a lot of time painting. I've finished a pretty good run of still-life sketches and have some big paintings in the works again. If you are interested, click here and take a look. Any proceeds earned will go to paying someone to finish the Devil Queen. That's a good cause, right?
As the part of the woe that is our syphilitic existence, the fellow we had lined up to buy our little blue rent house backed out of the deal at the last minute. To say that we are disappointed is an understatement. We still haven't figured out what exactly happened, but is seems that tattooed chain-smoker he recently married has some addiction issues. I imagine that really eats into your money for the closing costs and your interest in becoming a home owner.
Really, we shouldn't be too surprised. The last fellow we had contracted to buy the great blue blight died a week before closing.
At any rate, instead of turning to whiskey, easy women, and heroin, I've been spending a lot of time painting. I've finished a pretty good run of still-life sketches and have some big paintings in the works again. If you are interested, click here and take a look. Any proceeds earned will go to paying someone to finish the Devil Queen. That's a good cause, right?Labels: death by house, drugs, for sale, painting, woe
posted by John | 10:53 PM
2 Comments:
I like the "Red Apple" and, of course, "Free at Last". Really nice. Sorry about the little blue house. Hopefully someone will fall in love with it and buy it soon.
Thank you, glad you like the paintings.
As for the Blue House, I've pretty much given up on getting rid of it. It is a cursed house in a way unique to itself. But, thank you for the well wishes.
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