Synopsis: This is a cautionary tale. A seriously disturbed couple find the charming, old ruin of a Queen Anne Victorian in Russellville, Arkansas, and buy it for $1.00. They tore the roof off, cut it in half, and had it moved to some land they owned sixteen miles away because they didn't know any better. Since then, they have hired and fired contractors, had all of their tools stolen, re-wired, re-plumbed, insulated, and essentially rebuilt the entire house. Their only problem is that after four years it still isn't finished. Now they are tired, broke, and wonder what in the hell it is they've done to themselves. And, it's haunted.
(Last updated on April 3, 2008)
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Home Improvement Apocrypha
I found this while cleaning out some home improvement rat-holes in the living room. It is a 6" x 4" post card, drawn and painted by me. In an effort to de-clutter the house and raise funds for drum sanders, I'm offering it for sale. If you'd like to make an offer,
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Labels: death by house, Devils, Home Improvement Bestiary
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2 Comments:
Zowie. Those are some pretty creepy illustrations.
Thanks. Really I don't notice the creep factor anymore, I've been drawing them so long. Mostly, they amuse me. My wife says I have a very "morbid, German sense of humor." I guess someone has to have one. Cheers!
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